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Written by Thomas   
Monday, 11 February 2013 03:17

 

In this educational video Thomas and Heinz show you how not to light fireworks.

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Watch the actors perform in their best condition and dive into a world of amazing teaching skills. Outragous mental powers and proper preparations led to a film for friends and family, for neighbour's dog and future want-to-be pyromaniacs.

Snow is falling... All around me... Children playing... Having fun... It's the season... Love and understanding... You know. That's what Shakin' Stevens would have had to say about this spectacle.

Get ready for a stunning display!

 

Chinese New Year, Shenyang, China, 2013-02-09 or 2013-02-10 because it was around midnight. That makes it around 16:00 UTC on 2013-02-09.

Two professionals demonstrate how to improperly set off Chinese fireworks.

 

 

Here's the same video in Quicktime format:

 

 

Losses:

  • Heinz' coat looks like it's been in an MGM cartoon after an explosion.
  • Thomas' coat is only half-way burned.
  • One of Heinz' eye brows has lost some of its bloom.
  • The bottom of Thomas' jeans is now two holes richer.
  • Thomas' spectacles transformed into sunglasses.
  • Heinz has got a nice bruise on his chest.
  • Thomas contracted a minor conjunctivitis after a few days.

 

 

Last Updated on Wednesday, 01 May 2013 07:40
 
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Re: How not to set off fireworks
Aug 15 2014 21:13:13
Here on 12:30, dad has shown an example for his family, how to set off a firework.
(Kid then is wondering : dad, what are you doing ?)
#2059
How not to set off fireworks
Aug 25 2013 22:12:35
OUCH!!!
#1788
Re: How not to set off fireworks
May 15 2013 00:52:12
It hit Heinz' coat and exploded mid-air.

My eyes certainly did hurt for an entire week.
#1702
How not to set off fireworks
May 14 2013 23:09:31
Did that first shell just hit somebody in the face and then exploded on the ground? That must have hurt!
#1698
Re: How not to set off fireworks
Feb 26 2013 15:39:05
The fuse had been lighted invisibly.
#1551
Re: How not to set off fireworks
Feb 26 2013 00:46:26
Something sometimes blocks my mind.
I am doing some things out of control, automatically, with negative consequences.
I wouldn't do that if would think as normal.
And here on this video we see something similar, I think.
#1550
How not to set off fireworks
Feb 15 2013 17:38:31
#1548
How not to set off fireworks
Feb 13 2013 18:54:21
Yes, you are lucky, you "pro".
I like the sunglasses
#1546
How not to set off fireworks
Feb 12 2013 01:45:37
Yes, You need to be careful around fireworks and not error. It could be fatal. Hope they recover from that incident.
#1543
How not to set off fireworks
Feb 12 2013 01:37:29
Thomas! You need to be more careful and watch yourself. sheesh.
#1542